Post by Heater ~Ultimate~ on Oct 6, 2016 20:59:36 GMT
This is Roy's story, at least until he makes his appearance in Son of War.
The Beginning?:
Roy is quite a smart child, he has always made useful things just out of simple items, he is Err.....Um.....Uh.....Years younger than Amadis.
Dude, they all are Chronologically immortal, I CAN'T COUNT M8. Like about 135,354,565,987.164.324 centuries younger probably....More than that. Anyway, This is the story of Roy Inferlight.
Roy returns from his classes
Desira: "Hello Roy, how was your day at school?"
Roy: "Not too bad, two teenagers were trying to boss a kid, gave them a shocking reply" ( Puns are OP )
Desira: "Oh? Well go have your lunch now"
Roy: "Okay Mom"
Roy goes off to have lunch, you go have lunch too- err......
Desira: ("He would make a great scientist.")
SunGod: "I agree Mother"
Desira: "When did you come home"
SunGod: "About 1 minute 10 seconds 9 microse-"
Desira: "Okay.."
SunGod: "-conds and 6 nanoseconds"
Desira already left for work
SunGod: "Oh.....erm..Did I say something?"
Roy comes with a sandwich in his hands
Roy: "I don't know"
SunGod: "Hi Roy, how are you"
Roy: "Who are you?"
SunGod: "I am fine"
Roy: "Hello Fine"
SunGod: "Oh, you said 'who are you?'"
Roy: "That was a funny reply, right Big Brother?"
SunGod: "Heh, sure"
One can hear knocking on the door
Roy opens the door and is immediately kicked into the wall by the Villain, RayZ.
SunGod: "R-Roy!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
SunGod runs over to Roy
SunGod: "No, Roy, don't leave us, come on Roy, don't die, I will heal you, don't worry."
Roy: "I am fine you idiot"
Roy stands up not hurt at all
SunGod: "Oh thank Go-...HEY WHERE IS YOUR MANNERS?! I AM ELDER TO YOU"
Roy: "Well there goes my armor."
RayZ: "Don't, Freaking, Ignore, Me."
Roy: "Shut up CowZ"
RayZ: "You...You"
Roy: "Me what?"
RayZ: "I WILL KILL YOU, YOU STUPID KID!"
Roy: "Hey thats insulting, CowZ"
RayZ: "STOP CALLING ME A COW"
CowZ-
RayZ: "I thought I said to stop calling me a cow!!!"
RayZ charges at Roy in anger who in turn reduces the tough guy to nothing with an electric shock.
Roy: "Shocking Behaviour CowZ, very shocking"
SunGod: "I thought he was tough, but I guess even men can be weak"
Roy: "You are not a man?"
SunGod: "Yes I am! I.....God dammit What is wrong with me"
Roy: "Dunno Bro."
RayZ in a high pitched voice: "Did you just do what I think you did"
Roy: "Yup"
RayZ still in a high pitched voice: "I will kill you later, first I need to choke on, I mean eat a billion Sensor Beams"
SunGod: "Senzu Beans"
RoyZ- I mean RayZ still in a high pitched voice: "Bye, I need to go fix myself with those sunzu bombs"
Roy: "SENZU BEANS"
RayZ: "Can't talk freight ya skunk, I mean punk."
Amadis: "Hey did you just call my brother a Skunk?"
Roy shocks RayZ again with his Electric Baton
RayZ: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOUT"
RayZ transmits to his home.
Roy: "So, when did you come?"
Amadis: "A few seconds ago"
Roy: "Okay"
SunGod: "So, Roy how did you survive that kid? I mean kick"
Roy: "My brain is bigger than yours"
SunGod: "Huh, I must have a really small head the- HEY!"
Amadis: "I agree with you, you have a really small head"
SunGod: "I have been insulting too much today, I mean insulted too much today"
Amadis: "Who and Who did you insult"
SunGod: "Dr. Who and NoneOfYourBusiness"
Roy: "Go apologise to them"
SunGod: "Is this a comedy show or an action based anime thing like Dragon Ball Z?"
Roy: "Mostly comedy, sometimes action, and sometimes serious action"
Amadis: "Agreed"
3 hours later, after a lot of chatting.
Roy: "Oh, I forgot to show you something!"
Amadis: "What is it?"
Roy: "My new bicycle"
Amadis: "R-Really....."
Roy: "Yeah, come out here"
Amadis and SunGod come outside in disappointment, but then they just stare at Roy's Majestic Bicycle-Robot...Soon anyway.
Roy: "Here I present to you the F1815S20-N9710T"
Amadis: "The What What What What?"
Roy: "F1815S20-N9710T, Short-Form is Frostnight"
SunGod: "How did you memorize that?"
Roy: "Ask my bicycle"
Amadis: "Bicycles don't talk"
Pre-Frostnight: "Err, I do"
SunGod: "Who was that?"
Amadis: "Sounded like a robot"
Pre-Frostnight: "OVER HERE YOU IDIOTS"
Amadis: "TALKING RUDE BICYCLE! MIND EQUALS BLOWN!"
SunGod: "Wew, his Bicycle is just as rude as him"
Roy: "RUUUDE"
Amadis: "Royde"
Roy: "ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF ME?!"
HANGRY ROY: "FROSTNIGHT, GET EM'"
Amadis: "Hah! What can this Bicycle do to-"
Frostnight transforms into a kiddy robot and shoots a huge rocket at Amadis's face sending him flying into a forest, shortly after, all of the tree's in the forest fall down. Score = 1006
Amadis: "Me....*K.O.*"
SunGod: "SHOULD HAVE TAKEN YOUR ADVICE FOR YOURSELF AMADIS!!! HAHAHAHA! DON'T LET YOUR GUARD DOWN!"
SunGod charges at Frostnight, but gets punched rapidly on the stomach, he gets launched into the same forest. Soon the fallen tree's fly upwards into different directions and make 4 new smaller forests. SCORE = NO! ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!!!!!!!!!!
SunGod: "OW *K.O.*"
Roy: "You were saying"
Desira returns from work.
Desira: "What happened around here while I was gone?"
Roy: "Just showed the power of my machinery to my brothers, they are resting over there"
Roy points to the knocked out brothers.
Desira: "Oh.....On the other hand, its nice to see 4 new forests over here, but, where did the big one go?"
Roy: "The tree's flew off everywhere and created the 4 new forests. By the way mom, I am hungry"
Desira: "Okay, lets get something for you to eat."
RayZ: "I AM BACK!"
Roy points his baton at RayZ!
RayZ: "On second thought, I am outta here, I don't want another shock right now, just got healed by those Sinjin Beans"
Pre-Frostnight: "SENZU BEANS!"
RayZ transmits out again.
Desira: "That guy had a pretty harsh day it seems"
Roy: "He did.....Definitely did."
-The End.........Not really-
The 4th Wall: "SUNGOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
SunGod is seen running from a huge wall with a ton of 4's, thats the end