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Post by Heater ~Ultimate~ on Feb 7, 2016 18:15:15 GMT
The rules are: I wish for something, for example 1 million dollars, and then the poster after me grants my wish. But, they twist it so that it has a negative effect. Then they wish for something themselves and the person after them twists it and so on. Example:
Person A: I wish for a million dollars.
Person B: You get a million dollars but it comes in coins and the coins land on you and kill you. I wish to be a master of lf2.
Person C: You become a master of losing in lf2.
And so on. Now I shall begin.
I wish that everyone was Alive again.
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Post by Mytra n' Erasma on Feb 7, 2016 20:51:52 GMT
Hitler, The Spartan Empire, and Napoleon team up to eradicate everyone they don't like, which is practically everyone you just revived.
I wish that I owned the Hershey's Chocolate Company.
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Post by Heater ~Ultimate~ on Feb 8, 2016 4:20:17 GMT
You owned the Chocolate Company so well, that Chocolates rised up and ate you.....
I wish for a fish that wishes for a fish that wishes for a wish
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Post by Mytra n' Erasma on Feb 8, 2016 6:09:50 GMT
The fish wishes for the fish, but since there was only one wish, the one that brought him into existence, he leaves to search the ocean to find a second fish to fulfill his wish. At the same time, a fish is in the middle of the ocean wishing that it could wish for a wish to wish for a fish. The two find each other, have millions of baby fish, the baby fish hear the 'how I met your mother' story, and go to you to help them grant their wishes. You smell like dead fish for the rest of your life.
I wish for infinite money in GTA 5.
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Post by Heater ~Ultimate~ on Feb 8, 2016 8:39:30 GMT
You get infinite money, but then Rockstar Games IP banned you for hacking.
I wish for a Giant Killer Robot.
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Post by Mytra n' Erasma on Feb 8, 2016 22:09:50 GMT
The killer robot goes on to kill Isis, then all other terrorist groups, then the citizens of Rusia, and finally the total population of the earth.
I wish for a bowl of popcorn.
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Post by Heater ~Ultimate~ on Feb 9, 2016 16:33:15 GMT
The bowl of popcorn appears in your hands but before you try to take one, it disappears, and reappears, it happened over and over again, and then you died from starvation because you chased after a bowl of popcorn.
I wish for a pnrocpop fo lwob.
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Post by Mytra n' Erasma on Feb 9, 2016 21:30:33 GMT
Your wish gets auto-corrected to "I wish for a powerful job in Iowa." You are then transported to the state of Iowa as the mayor, just before the Rebellion of Iowa, where the people of Iowa are upset about Donald Trump's mixed opinion on them and their state.
I wish that aliens invaded and abducted Justin Bieber so he could perform for their people instead of the "ungrateful humans."
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Post by Heater ~Ultimate~ on Feb 11, 2016 3:34:03 GMT
They Abduct Justin Bieber, make him ugly and then send him down
I wish for a OVER 9000!!!!!! Vegeta Action Figure
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Post by Mytra n' Erasma on Feb 11, 2016 4:49:53 GMT
You recieve the figure, only to find that it just says "it's over 9000!" nonstop, keeping you up at night. It fills you with so much rage threat you throw it over 9000 meters away from the shoreline, only to regret doing so the next day.
I wish I had more time to think of a better wish!
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Post by Heater ~Ultimate~ on Feb 11, 2016 6:56:53 GMT
You thought for so long that you died.
I wish I had more time to think of a better wish!
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Post by Mytra n' Erasma on Feb 11, 2016 21:26:39 GMT
An angry Android 21 bursts through the wall, screaming about how you stole his wish! He then chases you around the globe, giving you enough time to think of the best wish.
I wish people would stop stealing my wishes!
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Post by Heater ~Ultimate~ on Feb 12, 2016 5:46:52 GMT
They stop stealing your wishes, but then start stealing it again.
I wish people would stop stealing my wishes!
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Post by Mytra n' Erasma on Feb 12, 2016 21:49:37 GMT
All of your wishes are now locked in a chest, but there is no key, so you are locked out of your own wishes.
I wish that the next teacher who says the word "Homework" turned into a red goo.
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Post by Heater ~Ultimate~ on Feb 13, 2016 9:56:22 GMT
They turn into a red goo....Not really, you turn into a red goo because the teacher deflected it back!
I wish that the next teacher who says the word "Homework" turned into a blue goo.
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Post by Mytra n' Erasma on Feb 13, 2016 18:35:25 GMT
Your mother, who happens to be a teacher at the local elementary school, asks you if you were finished with your homework and turns to a blue goo.
I wish for a giant killer chicken.
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Post by Heater ~Ultimate~ on Feb 14, 2016 5:47:27 GMT
The Chicken appears and kills you.
I wish for a giant killer chicken.
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Post by Mytra n' Erasma on Feb 14, 2016 20:04:16 GMT
The chicken, being as smart as a chicken, does little more than roam the great plains of the nation, eating the crops of farmers and then the farmers themselves. You must then go without whole wheat bread, but the giant eggs will taste amazing (and a little like farmers).
I wish that I was recreated as an artificial intelligence program.
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Post by Heater ~Ultimate~ on Feb 16, 2016 2:39:21 GMT
You were recreated as an artificial intelligence program, but seeing as you were too intelligent the Scientists threw you in dog poop and now you smell. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
I wish that I was recreated as an aip.
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Post by Mytra n' Erasma on Feb 22, 2016 0:26:44 GMT
You became an American Institute of Physics.
(ohhh)
My wish is for you to make me a ham sandwich.
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