Post by Raven "Worst Mom" Branween on Apr 2, 2016 3:09:51 GMT
1938, New York!
A lone man stands at a humble street vendor, overlooking his wares!
But it's not fancy trinkets or baubles he's staring at...
It's a cool glass of Cola, chilled in a cooler!
Vendor: "What, you don't know this drink?"
Vendor: "From that accent you must be British."
Vendor: "You a tourist?"
Vendor: "What, you just move here?"
While he grabs the drink from the Vendor's hand and pulls out his wallet, a woman approaches from behind and bumps into him!
She quickly bursts into a sprint as she makes off with all the man's cash!
Vendor: "Hey! British guy!"
Vendor:" He took your wallet, If you want it you better go after him!"
???: "Heh, idiot, so easy!"
She looks behind her to grin at the lack of chase that he's giving, but a hand reaches out from behind and grabs her collar!
Stopping our thief in her tracks is another girl who looks remarkably like her... And her partner, a dark skinned girl with a tab on her forehead.
Yuuki: "I got you Tora, you're in big trouble!"
With a quick fist, she punches Tora in the face and drags her into a nearby alley!
Yuuki: "You bitch, you were conspiring to do another anime story, weren't you?!"
Yuuki: "I'm gonna lock you up so hard your Ninja skills won't be able to bust you out!"
The nameless gentlemen from before watches onward from the alley entrance, keeping a stoic face to the violence unfolding as he grips his (Free) drink.
Yuuki: "Hey, it's the punk who got punked."
Yuuki: "I'll be keeping this wallet for evidence, you know."
Lal'c: "Isn't all of this horribly illegal...?"
Yuuki: "We're above the law!"
???: "Umm..."
Yuuki: "What, are you still here?"
???: "How can I put this..."
???: "That wallet... I gave it to her, miss policewoman."
Everyone looks onward, stunned at the sheer coolness emitting from this guy!
???: "So I need you to give up the girl and the wallet..."
Yuuki: "Are you trying to put up an act around me?"
Yuuki: "I bet you don't even know this girl's name!"
Yuuki: "In fact, I'd be willing to bet that you're the MC that she was trying to run to."
Yuuki walks toward the man and stare him face to face, placing a hand on his shoulder.
???: "Can I ask you something? I just don't get it..."
???: "Why are you doing this?"
???: "What is the meaning of your actions?"
Yuuki: "Who cares, I'm the god damn Heroine!"
Yuuki: "I get to decide who the good and bad guys are!"
Lal'c: "You know, I think you're doing a good job at that with your actions."
Yuuki: "Exactly, s-"
???: "Give it a rest you yankee bastard!"
A solid blow to the face sends Lal'c stumbling backwards!
Blood flows as she grips her mouth, a fallen tooth sticking out between her fingers!
Lal'c: "GAH!"
Lal'c: "Why does this seem so familiar?!"
Yuuki: "Oh you're dead now bastard!"
Reaching to her holster, Yuuki draws her gun and aims at the mysterious stranger!
???: "Heh, go ahead and shoot!"
???: "But you'd better be prepared for the consequences."
???: "The moment you try and pull that trigger I'm going to break your finger like a matchstick!"
Yuuki: "As if!"
As her finger slowly grips tighter on the trigger, sparks fly from the man's glass of cola!
Bubbles build up as the cap shoots out and flies toward Yuuki, making contact with her index finger and tearing right through it!
He lifts the glass to his lips and takes a long swig...
Yuuki: "What the hell?!"
Yuuki: "That's cheating, I'm calling hax!"
Once he finishes his drink, a look of shock appears on his face!
???: "Damn, I just lost my temper and did it again!"
???: "Grandma Noriko is gonna yell at me!"
???: "Hey pickpocket, let's get out of here!"
Together the pair runs off into the sunset, unaware of the story unfolding!
A lone man stands at a humble street vendor, overlooking his wares!
But it's not fancy trinkets or baubles he's staring at...
It's a cool glass of Cola, chilled in a cooler!
Vendor: "What, you don't know this drink?"
Vendor: "From that accent you must be British."
Vendor: "You a tourist?"
Vendor: "What, you just move here?"
While he grabs the drink from the Vendor's hand and pulls out his wallet, a woman approaches from behind and bumps into him!
She quickly bursts into a sprint as she makes off with all the man's cash!
Vendor: "Hey! British guy!"
Vendor:" He took your wallet, If you want it you better go after him!"
???: "Heh, idiot, so easy!"
She looks behind her to grin at the lack of chase that he's giving, but a hand reaches out from behind and grabs her collar!
Stopping our thief in her tracks is another girl who looks remarkably like her... And her partner, a dark skinned girl with a tab on her forehead.
Yuuki: "I got you Tora, you're in big trouble!"
With a quick fist, she punches Tora in the face and drags her into a nearby alley!
Yuuki: "You bitch, you were conspiring to do another anime story, weren't you?!"
Yuuki: "I'm gonna lock you up so hard your Ninja skills won't be able to bust you out!"
The nameless gentlemen from before watches onward from the alley entrance, keeping a stoic face to the violence unfolding as he grips his (Free) drink.
Yuuki: "Hey, it's the punk who got punked."
Yuuki: "I'll be keeping this wallet for evidence, you know."
Lal'c: "Isn't all of this horribly illegal...?"
Yuuki: "We're above the law!"
???: "Umm..."
Yuuki: "What, are you still here?"
???: "How can I put this..."
???: "That wallet... I gave it to her, miss policewoman."
Everyone looks onward, stunned at the sheer coolness emitting from this guy!
???: "So I need you to give up the girl and the wallet..."
Yuuki: "Are you trying to put up an act around me?"
Yuuki: "I bet you don't even know this girl's name!"
Yuuki: "In fact, I'd be willing to bet that you're the MC that she was trying to run to."
Yuuki walks toward the man and stare him face to face, placing a hand on his shoulder.
???: "Can I ask you something? I just don't get it..."
???: "Why are you doing this?"
???: "What is the meaning of your actions?"
Yuuki: "Who cares, I'm the god damn Heroine!"
Yuuki: "I get to decide who the good and bad guys are!"
Lal'c: "You know, I think you're doing a good job at that with your actions."
Yuuki: "Exactly, s-"
???: "Give it a rest you yankee bastard!"
A solid blow to the face sends Lal'c stumbling backwards!
Blood flows as she grips her mouth, a fallen tooth sticking out between her fingers!
Lal'c: "GAH!"
Lal'c: "Why does this seem so familiar?!"
Yuuki: "Oh you're dead now bastard!"
Reaching to her holster, Yuuki draws her gun and aims at the mysterious stranger!
???: "Heh, go ahead and shoot!"
???: "But you'd better be prepared for the consequences."
???: "The moment you try and pull that trigger I'm going to break your finger like a matchstick!"
Yuuki: "As if!"
As her finger slowly grips tighter on the trigger, sparks fly from the man's glass of cola!
Bubbles build up as the cap shoots out and flies toward Yuuki, making contact with her index finger and tearing right through it!
He lifts the glass to his lips and takes a long swig...
Yuuki: "What the hell?!"
Yuuki: "That's cheating, I'm calling hax!"
Once he finishes his drink, a look of shock appears on his face!
???: "Damn, I just lost my temper and did it again!"
???: "Grandma Noriko is gonna yell at me!"
???: "Hey pickpocket, let's get out of here!"
Together the pair runs off into the sunset, unaware of the story unfolding!