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Post by Mytra n' Erasma on Feb 8, 2016 6:12:57 GMT
Him: "It is time for our 4th battle... Sir Reginald! Philbert... bobby... you know what? Philbert, Bobby, Lilly, you've lost." Bobby: "Why?" Him: "You all just walked in from the bar, I don't think you can make it." Philbert: "C'mon!" Him: "Fine, let the battle... BEGIN!"
S.Reginald ============= Neutral Pl 1000000
Sleep!- Causes all targets chosen (enemies or allies) to sleep (a form of stun) for 3 turns. Can be 'dodged' for 50 focus, 400 stamina or 200 ki. Costs 50 focus per person. Does not work on androids.
You are now... A GOOSE!- Only usable on a sleeping target, prevents them from using any moves for one turn and will take 50% more damage. Removes sleep. 50 focus.
You are now well rested!- Only usable on a sleeping target, gives the same effects as 3 turns of resting. Removes sleep. 50 focus.
You are now underwater!- Only usable on a sleeping target, deals 50 damage per turn for 5 turns. Removes sleep. 50 focus.
Awaken!- Removes all stun-like affects.
Look at my watch...-Takes 10% of all stats except health. 50 Focus.
A Subtler Approach- (Using a roll room) Set the die to 2 times max focus.-CurrentFocus, Roll once for each enemy. Each enemy that lands below the number given is booted from the fight, no questions asked. Divide the number provided by 2 when rolling for other players. Takes 'number provided' from focus once for each enemy booted. Does not add to the pl gained.
Items
Monocle +Reduces stun (and the like) by 2 +Doubled Focus and Focus Regen.
Pipe
(4)Pure Tobacco- Takes 5% of health, gives 30% of all other stats. Requires pipe.
Family Dagger- Deals 150 damage for 75 stamina.
============= 950/950 Hp 850/850 stamina+75 550/550 Ki 400/400 Focus+70
Philbert 200/200 Hp 150/150 stamina
Bobby 200/200 Hp 150/150 stamina
Sir Reginald uses a subtler approach, (100, The die showed: 285 The die showed: 242 The die showed: 42) convincing Lilly to forfeit.
Philbert and Bobby go to punch Sir Reginald for 30 damage in total.
S.Reginald 920/950 Hp 850/850 stamina+75 550/550 Ki 170/400 Focus+70
Philbert 200/200 Hp 143/150 stamina
Bobby 200/200 Hp 143/150 stamina
Sir Reginald says: "SLEEP!"
Philbert and Bobby are asleep.
S.Reginald 920/950 Hp 850/850 stamina+75 550/550 Ki 140/400 Focus+70
Philbert [Sleep 3] 200/200 Hp 143/150 stamina
Bobby [Sleep 3] 200/200 Hp 150/150 stamina
Sir Reginald tells Philbert that he is under water.
S.Reginald (50) 920/950 Hp 850/850 stamina+75 550/550 Ki 160/400 Focus+70
Philbert [Drowing 4] 150/200 Hp 150/150 stamina
Bobby [Sleep 3] 200/200 Hp 150/150 stamina
Sir Reginald tells Bobby that he is a goose.
Philbert puches Sir Reginald for 15 damage, but he dodges.
S.Reginald (100) 920/950 Hp 850/850 stamina+75 550/550 Ki 180/400 Focus+70
Philbert [Drowing 3] 100/200 Hp 150/150 stamina
Bobby [Goose] 200/200 Hp 150/150 stamina
Sir Reginald stabs Bobby the goose with his Family Dagger for 225 damage.
Philbert punches Sir Regenald, but he dodges again.
S.Reginald (350) 920/950 Hp 850/850 stamina+75 550/550 Ki 180/400 Focus+70
Philbert [Drowing 2] 50/200 Hp 150/150 stamina
Bobby *DEAD* 0/200 Hp 150/150 stamina
Philbert drowns...
920+400=1320*5=6600 Lilly: "Yeah, you really should've listened to the man."
Him: "WE HAVE OUR FINAL VICTOR! The final battles shall commence tomorrow!"
Trouse: "YOU'RE GOING DOWN TOMORROW!" Al shoots Trouse in the groin. Trouse: "GAH! *error*... thank you..." Runt: "Finally Trouse, what were you thinking, signing us up for this!" Trouse: "I don't know, I just lost my head for a second." Al: "And now you've lost you're other head." Sir Reginald walks over. Reginald: "Some conversation, isn't it?" Al: "... Who the hell are you?" Reginald: "I am sir Reginald, of the queens military!" Runt: "The queens... what?" Reginald: "Never mind that, dear boy! I came here to congratulate you three! Never have I seen such fighters, it will be a pleasure stopping your rampages, yes." Reginald walks away.
Debra: "Get you're junk here! I'm talking to all the junkies out there! Get it while it's hot!" Doc Grey: "Psst, you wanna shoot rockets from your wrists?"
------------------------------------- Shopping District Unlocked: Back Ally Market! Look for it in the shop list! -------------------------------------
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Post by Raven "Worst Mom" Branween on Feb 8, 2016 6:15:49 GMT
Dayakka: "There's this certain moonsized ship that just crashed on Earth."
Noriko: "I'm sure that there's a reason why this is bad for the planet, but..."
Dayakka: "...But we also just skidded along the ocean and a good chunk of land, there's no telling what's gonna happen?!"
Yuuki: "You're being too paranoid, I'm sure it's fine!"
Better Yuuki: "Exactly, the world's been fine without the moon before, now it has another one!" Better Yuuki: "Slightly closer than the first, but whatever!"
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Post by Heater ~Ultimate~ on Feb 8, 2016 8:41:55 GMT
Amadis: "Thats all? A Moonsized Ship?"
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Post by Raven "Worst Mom" Branween on Feb 9, 2016 0:38:31 GMT
Better Yuuki: "Pretty much, if you wouldn't mind handling it that would be great."
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Post by Mytra n' Erasma on Feb 9, 2016 3:02:30 GMT
Him: "It has been an eventful few days, somehow the battles managed to last that long, but we finally have our victors! For making it this far, I give to each one a gift card of sorts. Three free items from the back ally market." Debra: "NOW WAIT A SECOND! I'm not just giving my junk to some guys who-" Him glances at Debra, who goes pale and runs off. Him: "Now then, let us celebrate!" ------------------------------------- Him: ("You do know why you're here, right my son?") Al: (Yes si- how did you get this number?) Him: ("I know many numbers, like he number that marks your death. It is 5/21/-") Al: (Nope, good by, don't need to know right now, no thank you.) Al: "So, what brought you guys here?" Reginald: "I wanted to tame some savages." Trouse: "I just came for some movies." Al: "How about you, kid?" Runt: "Uhhhh-" Brian: "WAZZUP MY BROTHA!" Al: "HEY, It's Brian! Good to see ya in one piece." Brian: "No thanks to tin man over there." Trouse: (I hate being called that.) "Yeah, sorry about that, (I'm not racist...)." Brian: "It's cool, so are you guys thirsty?" Al: "I could drink." Reginald: "All you ever do is drink!" Al: "WHAT I DO IS MY BUSINESS!" Brian: "Calm down man." Al: "I don't have a problem! YOU HAVE A PROBLEM!" Brian: "Just take a swig man, no one said you had a problem!" Al: "Oh..."
Trouse, Runt, Al, Brian and Reginald go down to Barry's Bar.
Runt: "One apple juice, please." Al: "Get me some a beer." Reginald: "Nothing more refined than champagne." Brian: "HA, WEAK! Get me a bottle of vodka!" Al: "I guess I'm payin' for that..." Barry: "And what about you, tin man." Trouse: *Sigh* "Can't have anything, I'm an androi-" Barry: "Not even motor oil?" Trouse: "Motor Oil? Alright." Barry: "Perfect, give me just a second."
Barry brings back their drinks, everyone is enjoying them except Trouse. Runt: "Hey Trous- *HIC* why haven't you tried your drin-*HIC*." Al: "Yeah, c'mon tin man, try your oil, you'll like it." Trouse consumes the motor oil, a warm sensation filling his circuits. Reginald: "Wait, how old is that boy?" Brian: "Man, don' worry 'bout it!"
Barry: "Are you going to be paying this in gifts or in Zeni?" Al: "I guess we'll pay for this in-" Trouse: "Zeni." Trouse takes out 1300 Zeni. Al: "Some stash you got tin man, but I can raise you 500 million." Everything goes silent in the back ally market. Junkie: "HEY MAW, WE GOT A BIG SPENDER OVER HERE!" A fat women looks up from a buffet table, sauce covering her face. Maw: "Oh do we now! I challenge the 5 of you to an eatin' competition!" Runt: "That really isn't a good idea, we really should be going." Maw: "I'll eat you otherwise." Brian: "(I've seen her eat whole horses, we need to do this now.)" Trouse: "I'll take you on, 1 on 1." Maw: "My goodness..."
Maw and Trouse begin the competition. Trouse begins to emit smoke half way through. Reginald: "My goodness!" Al: "I didn't know he smoked..." Runt: "A-Are you ok?" Trouse: "*munch* I'm fine, *Munch* just the food burning... *MUNCH!*"
Maw: "Well I'll be darned! We got a new Paw boys!" Trouse: *Burp* "What?" Maw: "If you beat Maw, then you become the new Maw, or in this case, Paw." Trouse: "Oh, thank Kami!"
With his new reputation as Paw, Trouse parties the night away, drinking motor oil all night with his new frienemies.
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Post by Heater ~Ultimate~ on Feb 9, 2016 16:35:26 GMT
Amadis: "I don't mind handling it, just count up to 3 seconds" 3 seconds later Amadis: "Done, now we can start the tournament."
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Post by Raven "Worst Mom" Branween on Feb 9, 2016 16:58:05 GMT
Simon: "Well alright, I suppose a tournament will be fun."
Nia: "I hope you'll win!"
Better Yuuki: "(Now I wonder who I'll fight...)"
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Post by Mytra n' Erasma on Feb 9, 2016 22:03:12 GMT
Trouse wakes up in the back ally with a rag on his head. Trouse: "... what happened last night?" Brian: "Dude, I can't believe you did that!" Trouse: "Did what?" Trouse removes the rag on his head to see the words "Tin Man" engraved into his metal forehead. Trouse: "Who did thi-" Reginald: "Oh, I do say, sir, that was some night, but I still cannot understand why you would ask Doctor Grey to engrave something into your cranium like that. You need to actually use it before you almost bruise it." Trouse sighs, and Runt wakes up. Runt: "I don' feel so good..." Al: "Y'all are wimps, ya know that?" Brian: "Yo man, are you gonna go watch the tournament?" Runt: "I though we were in it." Brian: "Naw, dawg! The World Tournament, where these really strong fighters are going to duke it out!" Al: "Are you saying we're weak?" Brian: "No man! I'm saying these guys move mountains once they've made 'em out of mole hills!" Trouse then gets a message. Azure: (Do not forget about the world tournament, it starts soon.) Trouse: "When is it?" Brian: "No idea, but it starts soon, and He will summon you when the next battles need to be fought." Reginald: "Jolly good show! Please save me a seat." Runt: "I'm down for another tussle!" Al: "Tussle? I'll go as long as I don't need to sit next to him on the ride over." Trouse: "Alright, I guess I'm driving." Brian: "Hey, why do you get to drive?" Trouse: "It's my car, Runt is too young to drive, Reginald probbably only knows how to ride horse back, Al is probably still drunk, and you're-" Brian: "I'm what? Black, you racist?!" Trouse: "What, NO! You have eyes built by the same guy who was OK with engraving words into my face." Brian: "Fair 'nough."
The gang gets into Trouse's car, and begin arguing about the music half way there. Brian: "A man needs to listen to his raps!" Reginald: "UNACCEPTABLE! Not a single word in a 'rap song' is appropriate, or even sung! I vote classical." Al: "Why can't we listen to some metal?" Runt: "C'mon guys! The wheels on the bus go round and round..." Trouse: "Why can't we just accept that the driver picks, and the driver picks Panic! at the Disco!" The sounds of screams, the scraping of bones, and burning bodies erupt from the radio, every one then cover their ears. Him: "Now that's my jam!" Everyone in the car screams. Him: "Yeah, let's sing along! *Screams*" The 6 amigos scream their way to the world tournament.
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Post by Heater ~Ultimate~ on Feb 10, 2016 9:55:44 GMT
Amadis is working on who will fight who. All battles count as Boss Battles. Attack Damage is lowered by 80%!
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Post by Harpor on Feb 10, 2016 20:56:43 GMT
Harpor Will destroy
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Post by Mytra n' Erasma on Feb 10, 2016 21:30:54 GMT
Trouse: "No, I'm just here to see the fights." Al: "What, are you too scared, tin man?" Runt: "Don't do it Trouse!" Trouse: *Sigh* "Ya know what, get words engraved into your head, then we'll see who is scared." Al begins making chicken noises. Reginald: "Sir, there is no need to fight about-" Al: "No one asked you, baldy." Reginald: "Baldy? BALDY! I WILL SHOW YOU A BALDY, GET OVER HERE, YOU SON OF A ELEPHANT HUNTER!" Al: "Oh yeah, that REALLY hurt! Ow, I bet my grand children will feel the burn from an insult like that." (Sarcastic Al is Sarcastic) Brian: "A'ight, I guess that's 5 people in?" Him: "Make that 4..." Brian: "'scuse me?" Him: "(I am changing up the rules here for the 50th 'movie' competition, the winner is the one who gets the farthest in the World Tournament." Brian: "(Ah, that's smart man!)"
Al Cohol, Sir Reginald, Trouse Ars Arkool, and Runt Roister are participating in the World Tournament.
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Post by Heater ~Ultimate~ on Feb 11, 2016 4:19:17 GMT
Amadis: The Tables are Done!
2V2 Matches Harpor and Torpor | VS | Vegeta and Future Trunks | Yuuki and Tora Yukimora | VS | Better Yuuki and Tyrant Demon God Yuuki | Simon and Rivule | VS | Krillin and Tien | Zure and Vepedhal | VS | Davis and Ranipla | Xander and Ichimaru | VS | Gotenks and Piccolo | Vome and Ruby | VS | Steam and Steve | Issei and Jim | VS | Julian and Falcon | ??? and ??? | VS | Goku and Gohan |
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Post by Mytra n' Erasma on Feb 11, 2016 4:57:37 GMT
AL: "Brian, I thought you signed us up." Brian: "I did man! This thing is raci-" Trouse glares at Brian with the force of twelve Suns. Brian: "-racially fair and I like it! hehehe..." Reginald: "Maybe I can sort things out, give me one moment."
Sir Regenald goes to ask about a late registration for 4 people. (Al, Runt, Trouse and Reginald.)
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Post by Heater ~Ultimate~ on Feb 11, 2016 6:54:41 GMT
2V2 Matches Harpor and Torpor | VS | Vegeta and Future Trunks | Yuuki and Tora Yukimora | VS | Better Yuuki and Tyrant Demon God Yuuki | Simon and Rivule | VS | Krillin and Tien | Zure and Vepedhal | VS | Davis and Ranipla | Xander and Ichimaru | VS | Gotenks and Piccolo | Vome and Ruby | VS | Steam and Steve | Issei and Jim | VS | Julian and Falcon | ??? and ??? | VS | Goku and Gohan |
Al Cohol and Sir Reginald | VS | Trouse and Runt | No and No | Vs | No and No |
Amadis: "Well, you're late, but I will give ya a freebie and let ya join since the tournament ain't started yet."
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Post by Raven "Worst Mom" Branween on Feb 11, 2016 11:18:37 GMT
Yuuki: "Looks like I'm up second!"
Better Yuuki: "So we're going up against each other."
Yuuki: "I should go get Tora, I don't know if she'll want to join, but..." Yuuki: "And Two-Ki is still kind of..."
Better Yuuki: "Don't worry, it won't just be a two against one fight."
Yuuki: "I know, I've got plenty of Summons to dish out!"
Better Yuuki: "(How cute, she doesn't even know about my four Stands...)" Better Yuuki: "(But since I already have everything she can offer, Better Than You won't really apply here.)" Better Yuuki: "(Although, I wonder if Tora could give me anything?)" Better Yuuki: "(In fact, if I dealt with Ruby, would I receive Yang's...?)
Simon: "Me and Rivule will be teaming up, huh?" Simon: "This is gonna be a pretty interesting tag team!"
Nia: "Do your best Simon, and I'll cook you a big meal once this is over!"
Simon: "Alright, but I don't know if I'll be able to fight while thinking about it!"
Blake: "I guess we're sitting out of this fight."
Ruby: "Sorry guys, but I'll do enough butt kicking for the three of us!"
Weiss: "You'd better, I won't forgive you if you let the name of Team RWBY down!"
Ruby: "As if I could, with Yang right here in my heart, it's a three on two no matter how you look at it!" Ruby: "Just wait until they get a load of my Ember Rose Metal Silver Overdrive One Shot Kill Hundred Spiral Tipped Round Dance!"
Weiss: "...What?"
Blake: "Is that seriously the name you're going with?"
Ruby: "Too long?"
Weiss/Blake: "Way too long..."
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Post by Heater ~Ultimate~ on Feb 11, 2016 14:08:08 GMT
Amadis: "I picked those whom I think would do the best as a Tag-Team" Zure: "You never saw me and my father fight." Amadis: "I know" Rivule: "Who are the Mysterious Fighters?" Amadis: "I don't know, they just signed up and left I couldn't sense who they were and their face was covered, Though I can tell that they were male" Vome Tempest: "Why is the 'No and No vs No and No' in the Tables?" Amadis: "Because I accidentally set Row to 2 instead of 1 and I am too lazy to fix it"
Rivule to Simon: "Alright Simon, are you ready?" Zure looks at his Father and Vepedhal nods showing that he is ready Vome sighs and says: "Am I the only one here who doesn't know their team-mate?" Amadis: "No one here knows Jim" Everyone: "Right..."
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Post by Harpor on Feb 11, 2016 21:11:06 GMT
(Umm, jim is issei's teammate lol)
Harpor: "Really..." Torpor: "We are destined to lose..."
Harpor: (Stamina 4,325,288,650/4,325,288,650) +432,528,865 stamina regen PowerLevel: 8,650,577,310,810 Health: 4,325,288,980/4,325,288,980 KI: 4,325,288,650/4,325,288,650
Torpor: (Stamina 4,704,541,350/4,704,541,350) +313,636,050 Stamina regen Power Level: 6,272,721,050,962 Health: 12,545,442,000/12,545,442,000 KI: 1,568,180,250/1,568,180,250
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Post by Mytra n' Erasma on Feb 11, 2016 21:58:06 GMT
Al: (I can finally destroy Trouse and claim the bounty!) Trouse: "Hey Al, remember the rules to this thing, right?" Al: "Oh, yeah, yeah, no... weapons..." Trouse: "Good luck!"
Him: "OK, I know you're all having a 'good time,' but whoever make it the farthest in this competition wins the rank of, what was it? 'Highest Hyena?'" Reginald: "There won't be a competition, my diplomatic skills are the only way to-" Al: "Oh yeah, baldy, your 'diplomatic skills' will certainly help us against a tin can and a little kid." Runt: "HEY!" Trouse: "I honestly don't care anymore."
Al -80%(0) HP 900/900 Ki 650/650 Stamina 850/850+70 Focus 200/200+55
Reginald -80%(0) 950/950 Hp 875/875 stamina+75 575/575 Ki 400/400 Focus+70
Trouse -80%(0) HP 3230/3230+10 Power- 2770/2770
Runt -80%(0) Hp 2900/2900 Ki 1600/1600 Stamina 2000/2000 +320
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Post by Heater ~Ultimate~ on Feb 12, 2016 5:44:18 GMT
Amadis: "By the way, weapons ARE allowed, just don't try to kill someone while I am watching"
Vegeta: "Take the first turn loser" Future Trunks: "wow."
Amadis: "Fusions are allowed too"
Vegeta: HP: 20,000,000,000 Ki and Stamina: 40,000,000,000/40,000,000,000
Future Trunks: HP: 15,000,000,000 Ki and Stamina: 30,000,000,000/30,000,000,000
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Post by Raven "Worst Mom" Branween on Feb 12, 2016 13:56:17 GMT
Simon: "Harpor and Torpor against Vegeta and Trunks..." Simon: "I wonder how well one of my old mentors will do?"
Ruby: "Kick their butts, Vegeta!"
Better Yuuki: "(Now those are two people I haven't seen in a while...)" Better Yuuki: "(Perhaps I should take a closer look.)" Better Yuuki: "The World."
Within the stopped time, Yuuki flies towards the two fighters. She circles around them while gauging them up and down... Until she finally comes to a stop between them.
Better Yuuki: "I guess I was wrong, there's nothing too special about them." Better Yuuki: "Certainly nothing worth murdering them and causing a ruckus."
Defeated, Yuuki floats back to her seat and sits...
Better Yuuki: "And now, time flows again..."
Blake: "Should you really be rooting for them to lose?"
Ruby: "Hey, me and Yang fought Harpor once, you know." Ruby: "We didn't have the chance to beat him, but someone needs to put him in his place."
Weiss: "He certainly is boorish..."
Blake: "Even you Weiss...?"
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